*** Brandon is annoyed at food prices, Kelly accuses him of being a crabby old man. *** It’s National Disc Jockey Day (one of the most right wiped jobs on Tinder). *** Brandon reveals he’s returning his new clothes. *** 88% of people buy stuff to make ourselves happy. *** Average person needs some sort of life reset every 7 months *** Boomers share things that young people won’t understand *** Throwback Thursday *** The average person needs about 30 messages before meeting in person ***